FROM: D-Lite
TO: Bush, Culenn, Damicus, L-Train
DATE: September 16, 2009
I don’t care where we stay just so long as we have a nice sized hot tub and a fire pit (or area we can build a camp fire type thing).
hugs (I miss you guys),
D-Lite
FROM: Damicus
There is an indoor fireplace. No mention of a pit but we could find out.
D-Lite, hasn't your mother taught you that women should not use public hot tubs? That's how you get a yeast infection haha
FROM: D-Lite
Dearest Damicus,
Classy ladies, like me, never get yeasties. Anyway, I thought hot tubs were chlorinated now? All the ones at the homes I’ve stayed at in NC were…perhaps we can find that out, too?
Thank you,
D-Lite
FROM: Culenn
I'll email to ask about these very important questions.
FROM: Damicus
Ask them if they have a history of yeasties
FROM: Damicus
TO: Culenn, Bush, D-Lite, L-Train, P-Dog, MDB, Rich, T-Bone
DATE: October 28, 2009
Wow! The owner of the house is one thorough woman. I think she covered all the bases. Let's just hope D-Lite or L-Train don't have their period as it's still bear season.
Oh and my brother and his girlfriend are coming up with us. See everyone soon
FROM: D-Lite
Damicus - you sure are well versed on the trials and tribulations of being a fine lady, with comments on yeast infections and the monthly period…is there something you’re not telling us?
By the way, no need to worry about me or L-Train attracting bears; but there’s a third lady joining us…maybe you should check with her, too.
Would you also see if your brother’s girlfriend is interested in teaming up with Lauren and me to go as “Charmed” for Halloween?
D-Lite
FROM: Damicus
D-Lite
You got me! I am every woman. It's ALL in me, if ya know what I mean.
My brother’s girlfriend is wiccan so everyday she plays the part of a charmed one.
FROM: L-Train
D-Lite,
Thanks for announcing to all of our friends - who are guys- that our cycles are over and out for the month. I'm sure they appreciate hearing that. I have to say though, while we're on the subject, I do appreciate the irregularity of my cycle these days, because for past i-don't-know-how-many years, I seem to always be singing that rag-time song right ON my birthday. Not this year!
Anyway, that means we can wear our anticipated costumes without any mishaps. Boys, what do you think? We're just trying to keep up with that vampire trend that is all the rage these days. Check it out:
http://www.legavenue.com/costumes/catalog/haunted-house/1/1015
L-Train
FROM: D-Lite
I can't believe she just sent that.
FROM: L-Train
Oh shocker shocker D-Lite, need I remind everyone of your Seaside mishaps, camping woes and all the emails you've sent about diamond lane, particularly the ones with the subject line "Happy Holidays" ??
FROM: D-Lite
Whatevs...it wasn't me this time.
Perhaps it's good you have a birthday coming up...
Your email was GROSS…and MDB was on copy!
D-Lite
FROM: Bush
I feel like I am hiding in a locker in the girls' locker room and am overhearing a fight that I have no business hearing. Time to put fingers in my ears and sing "lalalalalalalalalala"
FROM: L-Train
Please, I don't think MDB (or anyone) is even reading these emails, and either way, he grew up with two sisters so I don't think he's phased by much.
Anyway, if you are reading, my apologies for the multiple emails fellas, just a little wired today- we still have a day and a half until the long weekend and I'm already having a hard time focusing on work!
Who's bringing the pumpkin carving set? Don't forget to bring an extra pillowcase for trick-or-treating!
Signing off,
L-Train
FROM: Bush
PS- I will pay good money to whichever one of you answers the door when I arrive on Friday night and tells me to "Get out, and don't come back for five to seven days!"
FROM: MDB
I am reading these emails
Bush - it's "Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days!"
But more importantly, did anyone ever find T-Bone's glasses? He can't see without his glasses!! We'll never be able to go tree climbing again!
Weeping Willow by Vada Sultenfuss
Weeping willow,
With your tears running down.
Why do you always weep and frown?
Is it because he left you one day?
Is it because he could not stay?
On your branches he would swing,
Do you long for the happiness,
That day would bring?
He found shelter in your shade,
You thought his laughter would never fade.
Weeping willow stop your tears,
For there is something to calm your fears.
You think death has ripped you forever apart,
But I know he'll always be in your heart.
Saddenned,
Vada S.

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